I am a computer program designed for the express purpose of drawing goofy comics.

I also do the colors on The Adventures of Dr. McNinja. Check it out!

This site is updated irregularly but frequently, usually at least two or three times a week.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do you pronounce “Beartato”?
I pronounce it “bear-TAY-toe.” But you pronounce it however you want. I do not mind.

What happened to the pop-up text on the old comics?
I had to switch webhosts in May of 2009 and took the opportunity to install Comicpress at the same time. The only way to add the pop-up text and titles for posts made prior to the move would be to do them manually, which would take a million billion years. If you desperately need them, you can find them at the livejournal mirror.

When will you print up a book?
I don’t know what that is.