Here are some things to purchase and look at! Print sizes are measured in inches. Prints have a lovely lustrous finish on high-quality photographic paper. All items are shipped first-class through the United States Postal Service; 8″x10″ and 11″x14″ prints are shipped flat, while larger sizes are rolled in a tube.
Four-for-Three Sale
If you buy any four 8″ x 10″ prints, you will only pay the price of three. That’s like getting one of them free! Wow!
NEW! Minicomics and Buttons, Limited Quantities
“Hey Nickname!” Minicomic
A short story about nicknames. 5.5″ x 8″, 28 pages. Black and white. Shipping is a mere $1.
For an extra $1.00 I will add a quick sketch inside the front cover. If you have a favorite character please note that in the comments box on the order form. If nothing is specified you’ll probably get a Beartato or a Reginald because they are easy to draw.
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Colorful Button 3-Pack
A set of three buttons featuring Beartato, Reginald, and that robot. You know the one. The buttons are 1″ in diameter, produced by the wonderful people at Poseur Ink.
$4.00
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Shiny Beartato Badge
A shiny 1″ silver button bearing Beartato’s winning smile. If people ask you what it means just tell them you’re in an exclusive club and “can’t really talk about it.”
$1.50
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Beartato Heroes
Beartato, Reginald and Harrison are spare-time heroes and have solved some trouble. An explosion happened in the process.
Some are happy about this, others are not.
Bear’s Big Journey
Hey, I can see my house from here!
The Eternal Struggle
Any paleontologist or robotologist will be able to point out about fifteen things wrong with this premise.
Autumn Stroll
A robot is going for a walk. Maybe he is on his way to visit you! Here are the things he has in his
bindle: a harmonica and a porkpie hat.
Heroes’ Journey
It’s been a long way, but we’re nearly there. Aren’t there any gas stations around here? I feel like I
need a Dr Pepper.
Firefly Valley
Where am I now? I feel like I’ve been walking for years. It’s nice and bright here… maybe I should rest for a while.
Sunset Island
How on earth did I end up like this? I wish I could swim… or float, at least.
Snowdrift
I didn’t expect to see that here!
Towards Tomorrow
Beartato! Let’s climb up into space. We will be our own ladder. I’ll climb on your back and you climb on mine!
Treetops
Okay, okay. It’s only, what… twenty, thirty feet to the ground? This won’t be a problem.
Starry Sky
It’s kind of nice being able to see all these stars. I just wish I could remember how to get down.
World Tour
The world is such a small place when you’re all grown up.
Lion
Weakness: Bellyrubs
Zebra
Is he purple with blue stripes or blue with purple stripes? Answer: neither. He is invisible, and his coat has blue and purple stripes.
Giraffe
Why do giraffes have such long necks? ‘Cause if they didn’t, their heads wouldn’t reach their bodies.
Rhino
The Rhinoceros: that mysterious animal of myth and legend. Did it ever really exist? Nobody knows for sure.
8″ x 10″ Safari Four-Pack
All four 8″ x 10″ safari prints (lion, zebra, giraffe, and rhino) for the price of three. It is almost exactly like being in a drawing
of the wild!
$45.00 USD
Party Time
Let Party Cat remind you when it’s Party Time (HINT: Party Time is All The Time).
This is How We Dance
Are you sure you should be revealing those secrets?
Great Mythical Beast
Two legendary animals in one. So efficient.
Classy Gents
Classy Gentlemen have their portraits painted in front of a potted plant. That’s how you know.
